- me: "i haven't been feeling too good lately"
- me thinking: oh god was that manipulative? i think that was manipulative. i'm baiting them into asking about my day oh god i'm so selfish
- me: [makes post about being depressed]
- me thinking: oh fuck that was manipulative wasn't it? i'm literally just fishing for pity now oh god i'm so self-absorbed i may as well just call people outright, screaming "SYMPATHIZE WITH ME" into their ears
- me: [successfully conceals all traces of unhappiness, is an amiable and talkative person with all my friends]
- me thinking: i hate my life so much. am i being selfish for being unhappy because i'm concealing my unhappiness?? AM I BEING MANIPULATIVE?? how did i get to be so conceited i want to die
‘once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :)’
You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.
i’m so done with people who don’t understand chinese but still put chinese characters translated by google translation in their twitter names or blog titles to make them look cool when in fact it’s a huge tragedy. for example someone tried to put “from the bottom of my heart” in their blog title but it turned out to be “from the ass of my heart” idk how to help them
FROM THE ASS OF MY HEART
YES THIS!
- person: what motivated you to pursue your dreams?
- me: Shia LaBeouf
My iPhone restarts 10+ times a day, but I’ll still never stoop so low and buy an Android
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
Reblog if you secretly hoped december 21st 2012 would destroy this earth
“if you don’t have this on your blog… what is wrong with you?”
you are why
your comment is literally why
I love getting zero notes it’s called minimalism thanks so much
- someone without a tumblr: look at this
- me: i saw that on tumblr a year ago
me every time i see a stingray on the dash: why did you kill steve irwin
finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life
am i the only one who waits till my cereal is soggy because i like it better that way
